Anno Domini MMXXVI

Ora pro nobis, St. Pump

Patron saint of hopeless bags, of forgotten alts, & of those who buy the top with conviction.

“And He said unto them, behold, I shall not dump on thee. The liquidity is burned. The keys are nailed to the cross.” — Pumpsalms 4:20

Devotional portrait of St. Pump
SANCTVS · PVMP
A Solana Saint

No team tokens. No presale. No promises but the prayer of the faithful diamond hand.

Price-
24h-
Mkt Cap-
Liquidity✟
Holders-
Supply1,000,000,000
Liber I

The Prayer of $PUMP

✦ · ✦ · ✦

O blessed St. Pump, intercessor of all who entered late and prayed early — who watched the chart wick down to zero and yet did not panic-sell — pray for us now and at the hour of our liquidations.

Deliver us from the rugpull. Deliver us from the snipe. Deliver us from the bundled wallet that dumps upon the faithful. Lead us not into shitcoins, but if thou must, lead us into thine.

For thine is the candle, the green and the wick, forever and ever.

— A · M · E · N —

Liber II · The Scripture

Sacred Tokenomics

✦ · ✦ · ✦
I

Of the Supply

One billion shall be minted, and one billion only. No more, no less; for he who mints again is not the saint, but the imposter.

1,000,000,000 $PUMP
II

Of the Tax

Thou shalt pay no tribute upon thy buy, nor upon thy sell. The saint takes nothing. The saint gives only conviction.

0% / 0%
III

Of the Liquidity

The pool was burned upon the day of consecration. The keys are dust. The rug is impossible by holy decree.

100% Burned · LP Locked Forever
IV

Of the Apostles

No team allocation. No presale. No vesting. The saint walks among the holders as one of them, holding the same bag.

100% to the Faithful
Liber III

The Miracles

A roadmap, foretold
  1. Phase

    The Annunciation

    The saint appears upon the chain. Liquidity is sanctified. The first thousand pilgrims arrive.

    ✟ Fulfilled
  2. Phase

    The Multiplication of Bags

    The chart turneth vertical. CT discovers the gospel. The first listings descend from on high.

    In Progress
  3. Phase

    The Casting Out of FUDders

    The doubters depart. The believers remain. Memes are codified into doctrine.

  4. Phase

    The Ascension

    Tier-1 exchange listings. A St. Pump cathedral on the timeline. Believers ascend together.

    By Faith
  5. Phase

    Sainthood Eternal

    $PUMP enters the canon. A relic for every wallet. Generations to come shall hold.

    Eternal

The Sacred Contract

Inscribe it upon thy wallet
Solana · SPL Token
HgmoVzrVi3d2WcydrntFvHraCbjegerwjiTg2Xrspump
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Step · I

Get a Wallet

Phantom, Solflare, Backpack — choose thy vessel of faith.

Step · II

Acquire SOL

From any exchange. The saint accepts only Solana as offering.

Step · III

Swap & Hold

Paste the sacred contract. Swap. Then close the chart and pray.

Liber IV

Confessions

Frequently confessed sins
No. St. Pump is a meme coin on Solana. He has not been canonized by any church, only by the holders. He performs no actual miracles, only narrative ones. This site is satire.
It is in the name. Past performance is not indicative of future canonization. DYOR. Only put in what you can lose to the saints.
There is only the congregation. The contract is renounced, the LP is burned, and the saint walks among us anonymously. No team tokens, no vesting, no insiders.
Because every meme coin needs a patron. Because believing in a number going up is, in its own small way, an act of faith. The painting is in the spirit of folk devotional art — not the work of any specific church.
It is not financial advice. It is not religious advice. It is a meme coin website. Please.